I had a delightful and humorous conversation with a close guy friend the other day about what girls tend to say and what is actually meant by those words. We came up with some definitions to help the male generation of today decipher what may be a secret code of feminine subliminal message.
Hence, I give you, the language of GIRL:
uh okay = what the FUCK did you just say to me?
and i was like = i said
we needaa haangg outtt!! = im saying this to be friendly, but it's never going to happen.
omg that's soo mean = i feel a little bad, but not enough to help you. (haha)
hey can we talk for a sec? = im confronting you about something
flippy hair = automatically hot
period at the end of sentences = you did something TERRIBLY wrong.
haha it's fine = im too mature to keep bitching about it, but i will never forgive you for this
wait what = i know what you said, but im giving you a chance to change it so i wont smack youstop, that's so mean = you just said something mean about my friend, but im not gonna say anything haha
haha cool = you self-absorbed bragging piece of shiet, did i aaask you?
or that's cool too = why did you just purposely do what i asked you not to, you slut
i have to go to the bathroom = come with me NOW i have a secret
do you have extra..um.. = give me a tampon/pad im flowin like a riva
she's such a bitch = i just met my new best friend
oh girls... <3 you so sillay
